Strange Product Warning Labels

This is another note sent to me. Some of these products are only in the UK. 'Boots' is the name of a chain of pharamcy stores there. (like Osco Drug or Rite Aid) In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?
(only people familiar with British slang will find that amusing)
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